Another joke

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a beautiful woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The woman says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties....

"The woman giggles and replies, "Then it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!"

Bond smirks and taps his watch. "Bloody thing's an hour fast."